Kamikaze Phantom Thief Joan (Kamikaze Kaito Jannu)
Episode 2
Version 0.1
Translated by:  Yasuo Saito
Group Hooseki

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About the title:	
Kaito = a phantom thief
	Jannu Daruku = Japanese pronunciation of Joan of Arc. 
		           * A bit closer to French pronunciation than English.
			Shortly called "Kaito Jannu." (= Phantom Joan)

The characters:
	Marron Kusakabe = Phantom Thief Joan of Arc
	Phinn		= Angel
	Miyako	               = Marron's friend
	
	Chiaki Nagoya     = Male friend of Marron and Miyako

	Detective              = Miyako's father
	Harukawa             = Police detective (Haru = Spring)
	Natsuta                 = Police detective (Natsu = Summer)
	Akita                    = Police detective (Aki = Fall)
	Fuyuta                  = Ploice detective (Fuyu = Winter)
	
	Packelamao-sensei = Teacher/Instructor of the gymnastic club.

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(OPENING SONG)

MIYAKO:
No, I will  be late for school because of you.
Run!

MARRON:
I didn't ask you to wait for me.
You should have gone before me.

MIYAKO:
If so, you will be late for school.
And YOU are assigned to take care of the class flowers this morning, aren't you?!
(And YOU have the flower-duty.)

MARRON:
That's right.
I'll take a short cut!

MIYAKO:
Marron, you are doing illegal trespassing!

MARRON:
Good morning.
Miyako, see you later.

MIYAKO:
Oh, Marron.....

****

GIRL:
Stop it!

Somebody!

MARRON:
It was close.
Are you all right?

FATHER:
(He hits the girl.)
It was dangerous.
Let's go.

GIRL:
Dad...ouch.

FATHER:
It's the punishment for playing with the bike!

MIYAKO:
What are you doing there?!
You're gonna be late for school.
Gonna be late!

MARRON:
Oh, yes...

FATHER:
Hey, go.
(Girl: ouch!)
Hurry.

GIRL:
Ouch!

TITLE: THE TURGET IS THE FAMILY TIES.

(Marron is humming)

Hey, don't run at the corridor!

HOKKYEROMAO:
You are late!
Late!

(Marron notices Chiaki.)

CHIAKI:
Yo.

MARRON:
You are....yesterday.....

(FLASH BACK)
CHIAKI:
....It's view......

MARRON:
You are "underpants man!"

HOKKYEROMAO:
What?!
Don't say such a dirty thing in early morning!

He is a new student.....

CHIAKI:
...Chiaki Nagoya, 
How do you do?

MIYAKO:
How do you do? 
I'm Miyako Todaigi.

This is Marron Kusakabe.

He's come to the same school, so cool!

MARRON:
So bad....

HOKKYEROMAO:
Go have to your desk.

MARRON:
Yes.

No, no, no, no, no.....

CHIAKI:
What color is it today?

MARRON:
What?

CHIAKI:
Your underpants.

It's red.

MARRON:
What are you doing?

I haven't gotten this school's text books and stationary, either.

HOKKYEROMAO:
Let's start the class.

MARRON:
What?

CHIAKI:
Do you want to be my girlfriend? 

MARRON:
What a pickup artist he is!

No way.

HOKKYEROMAO:
Kusakabe.....

Be serious!

MARRON:
Why me? 

***

MIYAKO:
Hey, Marron. 
Yours is different from the regulated style.
At this stage (of performance), you have to lift your leg at 120 degree.

MARRON:
I'm doing properly.

MIYAKO:
You lie.
Okay, don't move.

MARRON:
See, it's only 100 degree.
120 degree is like THIS.....
(She is lifting Marron's leg.)

MARRON:
Ouch, ouch.

Why are you so mad?!
You are different, today.

MIYAKO:
If you put your hand on your heart and think deeper,
you will understand.

MARRON:
I don't know.

MIYAKO:
Because of  Chiaki-kun!

You flirted much to him.

MARRON:
No, kidding!
I don't care him.

MIYAKO:
Are you sure, you are not interested in him?

MARRON:
Of course not.

MIYAKO:
So I will be serious on him.

MARRON:
Why.....

He's pervert. (do-sukebe)

***

Please, come back.

It was close.

MARRON:
Hello.

GIRL:
Hello.
Well....
Thank you, this morning.

MARRON:
Don't mention it.
But, why are you here?

GIRL:
Today's classes are over.
But I didn't want to go home.
I saw here from my house.
I want to be a gymnast like you, Big Sis.
I was supposed to be join the club,
but my dad didn't want.....

MARRON:
Your dad is always mad like that?

GIRL:
No.
He used to be very kind.
But, now he always abuses my Mom.
He shouts and hits.
My dad was more kind...

(Flash back)
Stop, 
Don't fight!

GIRL:
What's wrong, Big Sis?

MARRON:
No, nothing.
Hey, it's cold here, don't you want to go inside?

GRIL:
No....
I have to go home.
Or my dad will scorn me.

MARRON:
Is you dad at home?

GIRL:
Yes....He quit working.
So can I come to here again?

MARRON:
Yes.

GIRL:
Well, bye-bye.

CHIAKI:
Oh, you're sometimes kind, huh?

MARRON:
What?
Were you overhearing us?

CHIAKI:
No.
I was just watching you guys.

You have a nice figure.

MARRON:
Stop it. You, pervert! (do-sukebe)

CHIAKI:
When you're mad, you look pretty.

MIYAKO:
Marron?

CHIAKI:
Yah.

MIYAKO:
Chiaki-kun!

What are you doing?
The practice hasn't over yet.

MARRON:
I know it.

CHIAKI:
You also belong to the same club, don't you?

MIYAKO:
Eh...Yes!

CHIAKI:
When is the practice over?

MIYAKO:
At 5:30.

CHIAKI:
So I will wait for you guys,
let's go home together.

MIYAKO:
Really?
Lucky!!!

CHIAKI:
Hehe...Gymnastics....

***

CHIAKI:
Hey, is gymnastics fun?

MARRON:
Don't know.

MIYAKO:
Hey, listen.
I'm doing gymnastics to enhance body-flexibility.
To catch Phantom Joan, you have to move your body quickly!

CHIAKI:
How about you, Marron?

MARRON:
Don't call my name without "-san."

CHIAKI:
I don't mind, just call me "Chiaki."
Is it okay, Miyako?

MIYAKO:
Of course.
You're my classmate and live in the same apartment building.

CHIAKI:
Here, come in.

MIYAKO:
Wow, it looks cool!
Marron, come here, quick.

MARRON:
Go ahead.

MIYAKO:
So...
Lucky!

MARRON:
(sigh)
I'm home.
(sigh)
Oh, I feel gloomy.

Tomorrow will be better than today.

Yoooshi.
One, two.  One two.

CHIAKI:
What are you doing?

MARRON:
Nothing.
What. You are my next-door?

CHIAKI:
I guess so.

I've moved in a good apartment.
It has a good view.

MARRON:
Well, it's on the 7th floor.

CHIAKI:
No, I don't mean "scenery."

MARRON:
Why it goes this way?
I hate it.

***

PHINN:
Hello.
Marron, I'm home.

MARRON:
Where have you been, Phinn!?

PHINN:
Do the cleaning later.
You have a new assignment.

MARRON:
No way.
I don't feel like to do it today.
....

PHINN:
A demon is hiding in a picture again.

MARRON:
Anyway, I don't want to do it today.

PHINN:
Because of the demon, a family is about to be scattered.

MARRON:
A family?

PHINN:
Look at the picture in this photo.

MARRON:
She is Hiromi-chan.

PHINN:
Why do you know her name?

MARRON:
I'll explain later.
Take me to the location.

PHINN:
My pleasure.

MIYAKO:
Hey, Marron, where are you going?

MARRON:
Where?
Just...
Taking a walk....

MIYAKO:
We've gotten a notice from Phantom Joan again.
But it's weird. 
The target is the picture drawn by an elementary school girl.
What is she planning.

MARRON:
Donno...

MIYAKO:
Anyway, now I'm going to join my father's team.
I will catch her tonight!

MARRON:
You have a big confidence in you.

MIYAKO:
Of course.
The trap in this time is perfect. 
See ya, I'm in a hurry.

MARRON:
Hey, you've already sent the notice card?

PHINN:
Sorry...

(COMMERCIAL BREAK)

DETECTIVE 1:
Hey you at the veranda, move the light to right a bit.

DETECTIVE:
Be careful. 

Don't worry, 
there is nothing to be afraid of.

FATHER:
You guys are disturbing them, 
move to the dining room.

DETECTIVE:
Akita and Fuyuta,
take them to the dining room.

AKITA and FUYUTA:
Yes sir.

AKITA:
Please, this way.

FATHER:
Is the guard completely okay?

DETECTIVE:
Of course.
However,
I don't get it.
Phantom Joan is the phantom thief
who only steals worldly-famous beautiful stuff,
such as expensive paintings and art works.
Why does she want to get your daughter's drawing?
(He is watching the drawing.)
Anyway, you know,
this is a kind of drawing that make you feel comfortable.

FATHER:
Catch Joan and ask her the reason (why she want that drawing).

MIYAKO:
Dad!

DETECTIVE:
Oh, Miyako.

MIYAKO:
Is the trap ready, that I asked you?

DETECTIVE:
I had them prepare it as you asked.

MIYAKO:
It's "Miyako special part 2."
It will perfectly work tonight, dad.

***

PHINN:
Be careful.

MARRON:
I'm all right.
I don't want Hiromi-chan to have the same sad experience as I had.

PHINN:
Marron.....

MARRON:
That demon is the worst enough
to give a girl who has a beautiful heart a hard time.

Are you ready, Phinn?

PHINN:
Y..yes, yes.

She looks too eager (enthusiastic).

MARRON:
Joan of Arc, 
give me your power for Hiromi-chan.

Bullish, (tsuyoki) 
and Serious, (honki)
Matchless, (muteki) (= too strong to have enemies)
and Marvelous, (suteki)
Vigorous, (genki)
and Courageous! (yuki)
(* note: all take rhyme, "-ki.")

AKITA:
So, this is also by Miyako-san's idea?

DETECTIVE:
That's right.

MIYAKO:
Come on.

(Joan is breaking the lights.)

AKITA:
She broke the lights.

MIYAKO:
Dad, she is approaching.
Natsuta-san, turn the night vision camera. (= infrared camera)

NATSUTA:
Roger.

DETECTIVE:
Marvelous, Miyako.
I didn't come up with the night vision camera.

MIYAKO:
The lights were decoys.
Now she is off guard (relax) and will show us herself.
Joan, you cam come anytime you want.

HARUTA (HARUKAWA?):
Don't worry.
Miyako-san's trap is perfect 
and I AM with you.

AKITA:
What did you say, Haruta-kun?
That was my phrase. (= I was supposed to say that.)
Unlike my looks, I'm strong.

HARUTA:
Well, there will be no chance for you to show off your duty. 
It is impossible to enter this house after all.

Wow, 
What?
What's happening?

(Screaming.)
It's you Joan!

AKITA:
Me.
It's me.
Let me go.
Ouch.... (Haruta: You're strong...)

DETECTIVE:
Lights!
Turn on the lights!

MARRON:
Rebound Ball, come.
The game, start!

MIYAKO:
I got you, Phantom Joan.
As I thought, you moved upward direction
when you saw the trap on the entering route.

DETECTIVE:
Phantom Joan, surrender!
You're totally surrounded.

MIYAKO:
And, how will you take that drawing?

MARRON:
It's impossible.
If I go down the floor, they'll catch me.
For its height and distance, 
I can't throw the pin  (at the drawing).

What can I do.
What can I do, Phinn?

PHINN:
Marron.
The ball.
Use the ball..

MARRON:
I'll try.

AKITA:
What?

MARRON:
Under the name of God.
You, demon born in the dark,

DETECTIVE:
A bomb?
Lie down!

MARRON:
I will seal you here!

Check mate!

Collection is done.


Miyasaka-san.

MIYAKO:
Oh gee!

MARRON:
Adios.

MIYAKO:
Wait (Stop), Phantom Joan!

DETECTIVE:
Miyasaka-san, wake-up
Miyasaka-san.
Miyasaka-san!

FATHER:
What....am I?

GIRL:
Dad!

FATHER:
Hiromi.....


The drawing....
The drawing is gone!

DETECTIVE:
Gee!
Find her.
Catch her!

MIYAKO:
It's not over yet, Joan!

Hey, did you find anything?

Not, yet.

How about you.

Is there any clue?

Nothing?

Okay.

Go to the back yard.

I'll go that way....

Find her!
Find her!

MARRON:
Gees.
There are guard even here.

CHIAKI:
It was close, Joan.

MIYAKO:
I got her!
I got Joan!

CHIAKI:
It was easy.

MIYAKO:
What?!
Where is she?
She's gone!!

Ehhhhhh?
Again, Miyako-san?

MARRON:
It was close.

***

MIYAKO:
Gee!
Every morning,
can you get up earlier?
Hey, 
hurry up!

MARRON:
I'm still sleepy 'cause I went to bed late last night.
I didn't ask you to wait for me!

MIYAKO:
It's your fault to be up late.
Being late is a violation of the school rule!

GIRL:
Big Sis!

MARRON:
Hiromi-chan.

GIRL:
Big Sis, teach me about gymnastics next time!

MARRON:
It's good that now she is with her kind father.

CHIAKI:
If you don't mind, I'll give you a big hug.

MARRON:
No kidding!

MIYAKO:
What are you guys doing?
You will be really late!
Marron and Chiaki, hurry up!
Today, I AM assigned for the flower-duty!

(ENDING SONG)

(PREVIEW)

MIYAKO:
Joan, you have such courage
to send the notice card to my school!

MARRON:
Miyako, 
you don't need to be so mad.

MIYAKO:
Yes!
I'm a daughter of a detective.
I will catch Joan only with the school students!

MARRON:
Sorry, even you are enthusiastic about it.
To save Hakkyeromao-sanei, 
who was possessed my demon,
I won't make allowance on even you!

Kamikaze Phantom Thief Joan:
THE ENCIRCLING NET: THE ENEMY IS ALL THE STUDENTS.

MIYAKO:
Joan, I will catch you!

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End of episode 2
